Etic

Just a few seconds more

It begins before. Before you hear the first bar of music, before you you even step on to the floor.

Don’t splutter. Just say

There is this four-letter word in English that many of us are severely allergic to — and no, this one doesn’t start with ‘F’.

Thou shalt

Did you know in Indianapolis there are more men dancing than women? Thank goodness things are a bit different in England — and may it remain that way forever.

By Barry’s beard!

In my many years of marking student journalism, nothing has given me more pain than the apostrophe: my teeth are all gnashed-out now, and I think I am in need of an urgent hair transplant.